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Coming from the forgotten realms of madness and sadness and a little hungry, the great Ktulu comes among us to swallow our souls and our greed ! And perhaps answer a little questions.
Quote:Règle du jeu:
- Inspiré de http://callsforcthulhu.blogspot.com/
- Une question, réponse. Français ou anglais, voire allemand (ça va pas être triste, tiens, enfin j'espère).
Le but est de détendre l'atmosphère, enfin une tentative quoi. Have fun !
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Hello I am Ktulu. Since you mere humans are never able to correctly spell my wonderful name I decided to write it short in a stupid, soundish way.
Et parce que ces stioupides français ne comprennent pas toujours l'anglais je veux bieng parler un peu dans leur langouège oh combien foolish et limited.
First caller !
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Hello Ktulu, a question from Axe (Belgium):
how long is the gestation (pregnancy) period of a Platypus (Ornithorhynchus)?
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What an obvious question. But I will answer.
The answer is 42. Now I will swallow your soul, and burn you in the deepest and tremendous hell, you poor 2-armed creature who can't understand the great fooliness of all and particularly this useless creature which is foolish enough to be created in order that one day I will be told this kind of question !
next caller. prochaign appeul.
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Hello Ktulu I'm Jeeves from Brittany and I run a devilish fast food for devilish trippers of outter space. Sorry for my develish english.
So that's my question : What would an older-than-ages and darker-than-night form of evil intelligence prefer beetween sausages BBQ and creamy newborn brain served in his soft and trendy half-skull ?
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Hmmm. Yum yum, good question. I do love new recipes and I am always up to test new sausages, specially on cultists who misspell my name, fetcher all of them. Let me see ... I would say the second one, ... no the first ... or damned. I forgot that I must follow a diet, last time I wasn't able to enter my deep and forgotten cave and I was stuck ... hmm nevermind, I will swallow your soul once I have tested your restaurant. Do you also have brain pie ? I'm fond of brain pies. Or perhaps you care to donate ?
Next caller.
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No another caller ?
Merci aux présents d'avoir posé des questions, mais là j'ai trouvé un blurb dans l'espace interdimensionnel du troll jeuxvideos.com, donc le devoir m'appelle, ou plutôt mon repas va retourner à des menus plus digestes, Yum yum !
(fin du jeu, quoi)
